When the penguin leader was assassinated, all hell broke loose. Without his divine guidance and focused light beam projectors (death-lazors), the penguins were no longer restrained from their killer instincts. With all controls removed, the penguins could now carry out their primary objective - the systematic elimination of the human race, with extreme prejudice. They began by mass-producing weapons of war. Equipped with the latest weaponry and supplies, the penguin hordes were able to destroy the majority of the humans' armed forces within a few months.
The remaining humans were forced to flee to the equator where the penguins cannot venture; they would feel uncomfortable in the humidity. It was here that the humans were able to develop weapons capable of actually injuring the penguins. Preexisting ballistic projectiles had little effect on the Class-III body armor that Penguin troopers wore.
(In case the reader was wondering, I was playing with the various options above the box where I type my wonderous stories.)
Hah, I could be working on a English project which will go unnamed, which may or may not involve summarizing Indian Killer. But nope, I am too afraid of the aforementioned Penguin Wars to be doing so, therefor I am commenting a this blog. AwesomeSauce.
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