More Lulz.

This first one was written on the back of an AP statistics test. Mently's stat test to be particular. On page 7, following number 2.

~Daren Kline was hungry. His tummy rumbled. He was that hungry. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, stat duck was cleaning his beak. Similar to how a human brushes its teath. Stat duck was carefully washing his beak with a toothbrush. After he was clean, he squeaked. That's cause he was squeaky clean. With all this cleanliness, he was ready to go to a party and hook up with some bio-majors. The bio-majors were really good at bio, similar to how stat duck was really good at stat. With all these bio-majors around, stat duck was getting turned on. He squeaked. That's cause he was turned on by the bio-majors. However, the bio-majors weren't interested, so stat duck gave up and went home. What a waste of time.

This above short story may seem confusing, and pointless, and such, but stat duck is an importat part of stat class. He can do regression lines really fastly, as it was so aptly put.