The Coming

My dear readers, it is time that the secret is revealed. I have recently found out that the best kind of waffle is made from the hairs of the monkey plant. What is this monkey plant you may ask? Well, the monkey plant is a cross between the popular mammal known as the kitty and the famous plant known as the waffle iron. The two fuse together at high temperatures and high pressures to form a monkey plant. This plant of monkies is covered in hairs. These hairs are really good at making waffles.

Ten waffles is enough to feed a starving child in Kenya. However, if one tries chess boxing, one will become king of the world. Not only will he be able to beat his minions up if they are unruly, he can also be really smarts. He can even beat minions up while beating other kids at chess. All shall fear his skills.

I think that socialism is a good form of government. On a similar note, I have recently discovered a new website called www.omegle.com. Omegle is a website where one is hooked up with random other people and are expected to start a conversation. I like to start conversations by the question "How do you feel about the price of pancakes nowadays?" Most of the time, the random stranger will disconnect at this.

In conclusion, have a nice life. Brian Brian Tochterman, Tochter Tochter man.