Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dinosaur Minions

There was once a time when dinsoaurs roamed the land, free as the wind and the flowers. One dinosaur named Rousen was annoyed by all these wild and free dinosaurs. He developed a mental device, so he could control their behaviours. He could then touch the old dinosaurs' tails (tails is a metaphor for balding heads). However, he was arrested and placed in metaphorical jail. In metaphorical jail, he dropped the metaphorical soap. He was metaphorically violated by a metaphoricaly physics teacher named Bob. With all these metaphors being used, he felt sleepy. So, he slept. On the bus.

There were bus there were iced honey buns and muffins from Otis Spunkmieyer. These baked goods were enjoyed by all. Rofls were shared by all.

1 comment:

  1. apologies for the poor grammer, it was written during english class.

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