Wednesday, May 6, 2009

First post!

OK, so here I am starting a blog. I'm sitting here, supposed to be studying for my AP exams, my pet cat Ella's sitting on my lap, and I'm "blogging." Of sorts. I'm not quite sure what I am supposed to write, so I suppose I'll digress a little. The Civil Rights Act of 1875, passed after the Civil War, guaranteed equal facilities and equal jury selection for all citizens. However, the Supreme Court soon declared most of this act unconstitutional, saying that the 14th amendment said only the government couldn't discriminate. Individual citizens could discriminate all they wanted. Interestingly, it wasn't until the 20th century when an adequate civil rights bill was passed.

Being Chinese myself, I regard the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 with some interest. As implied by its name, this act halted all Chinese immigration to the United States. The reasoning behind this law? American citizens on the west coast blamed declining wages and troubles on the Chinese - a small minority. In the current economic troubles, who should the scapegoat be? I blame the Mexicans. They are taking all the jobs no body really wants, such as mowing lawns, paving roads, and such. Also, this so-called swine flu - the Israelis were right in calling it the Mexican flu. This disease started in Mexico, and should henceforth be identified with the Mexican populace. I suspect that it is not a simple flu though. This swine flu/Mexican flu is actually a coverup for the inception and spread of a biological weapon. One that will kill its victims, and in a few weeks, these victims will rise from their graves and hence, the zombie apocalypse will begin.

Now, I cannot claim credit for this theory. That honor goes to my friend and classmate, an avid undead hunter himself, Buggey. Buggey enlightened me with his theory, and warned me of the comming doom. How do I plan to prepare for this? I am going to study for my AP exams and pretend nothing is wrong. A brilliant plan, if I may say so myself.

5 comments:

  1. I FOUND YOUR BLOGGGGG!!!

    It's bookmarked in my bookmarks!!!

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    We get 5.s on the APUS exam woot

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