Dinosaur.

A common social custom observed in many cultures throughout the world is the exchange of dinosaurs as a token of a meaningful relationship that has high hopes. Only through this exchange can a relationship proceed onwards. Now that this basic fact has been established, I'm going to move on with my tale.

So let us imagine a girl. Let us assign said female a name...any name...let's say Amy. And this so-called Amy girl was at the local bakery. She needed a cake for a special occasion. But not any cake would satisfy her needs; she desired a carrotcake. Made out of real carrots. And real cakes for that matter. But I digress. This Amy character needed a cake, since it was her friend Dawson's birthday. However, Dawson was rather picky about his cakes. Also, Amy wanted her cake to stand out from the masses of other cakes Dawson would be receiving. However, the bakery only had generic cakes. Amy did not want to be generic. She wanted to be an unique individual. She already was a very special and unique person, but she wanted to show Dawson this. So, she went to the zoo and bought a dinosaur.

Little did she know, that concurrently, Dawson was also searching for a gift for his friend Amy. Similarly, he wanted his gift to be unique and stand out from the masses of gifts that Amy would receive (because she was just that loved by all). He started his search for the perfect gift at the local hardware store. He was searching for the perfect set of wrenches that might finally catch Amy's attention. However, the hardware store only had generic wrenches. Disappointed, Dawson walked home. His moping gait changed however when he noticed a yard sale. Hidden behind the dusty furniture and old records, was a dinosaur. Remembering that dinosaurs are the perfect gift to bring a relationship to the next level, he promptly purchased it.

The next day Amy and Dawson exchanged their carefully wrapped presents. Both were delighted with the dinosaurs and the connotations that these dinosaurs brought along. I have high hopes for their relationship together.